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Joke of the Day
"Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach? San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)"
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"My wife let me remove all her clothes last night. From the dryer."
"How do you get the emo out of the tree? Cut the rope."
"Spent the entire day milking a single almond."
"Who's the biggest slut ever? Mrs. Pacman--for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls till she died."
"I wonder if anyone ever told Hitler ""just be yourself""."
"If smoking is so bad for you How come it cures salmon?"
"What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty kitty kitty' !"
"What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in? A high rise"
"We don't have wifi in Tennessee. I just pray my tweets into my phone and let Him (#Christ) do the rest."