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Joke of the Day

"Who's the biggest slut ever? Mrs. Pacman--for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls till she died."

"[spelling bee] JUDGE: Your word is ""incorrect"" KID: I haven't spelled it yet JUDGE: No, that's your word KID: T-H-A-T-'-S JUDGE: No- KID: N-"

"It must be really awesome being a baker They make a lotta dough."

"a lion stalks a fawn a man steps out from behind tree I'm Chris Hansen from NBCs to catch a predator, do u know how old that deer is?"

"I'm texting random phone numbers with ""I just saw your Facebook Status. LOL""!"

"So I go to the shops to get some food... This motherfucker behind the counter takes my money. That's thievery."

"If there's one thing I really can't stand when I'm drunk, it's up."

"Found this joke on the Internet and/or heard it from a friend/professor Wasn't that funny."

"I just realized the reason old people seem so angry is because we've ruined everything."

"What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle? I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru."