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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"

"What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms? It was a Good Year..."

"What do rodents do after dinner? Gopher a walk."

"What do you call a black person from Niger? A Nigerian, you racist"

"Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke? Mahalo bro lights."

"A man desperately clings to reality as he laid on his mothers grave. Another man walks by and says ""Good mourning!"""

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an onion? I'd cry if I cut an onion in half."

"Did you hear about the two gay truckers? They exchanged loads"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Gangsta Barbie ...complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette included"

"What do you call the hash marks on your headboard? Your tally skeet."