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Joke of the Day
"Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke? Mahalo bro lights."
Next Joke
"Yeah but how do misinformed people feel about it?"
"Peanut Butter A man walks into a psychiatrist's office masturbating with a jar of peanut butter. He asks the doctor, ""Well, whaddya think?"". The doctor replied, ""I think you're fucking nuts."""
"My doctor says I have oppositional-defiant disorder. But he's wrong, so fuck him!"
"How do Germans tie their shoelaces? In little knotsies...."
"How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market? Buy high sell higher."
"Polio walks into a bar and no one walks out."
"You know what they should call ""Tinder"" in Manhattan? The New York Cock Exchange"
"I'm gonna make a porn of midgets working at a burger place I'll call it ""Quarter Pounder"""
"What if Titanic was real and not just a movie? Crazy to think about"