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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black person from Niger? A Nigerian, you racist"
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"What are pornstars paid? Income."
"[Walks in on girlfriend on death bed] ME: [Crying] this can't be happening GRIM REAPER: Dude, I can explain. She totally came on to me"
"ME: Pet it OPTIMUS PRIME: But I'm afraid of it ME: It's just a dog OP: Oh..ok [reaches out] DOG: [sneezes] OP: [transforms into large truck]"
"First rule of brown girl club: Don't wear pink & white striped shirts; you'll look like Neopolitan ice cream."
"I'm almost drunk enough to comment on a YouTube video."
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and expense reports."
"Why does it take more than a million sperms to fertilize one egg? 1) Female Ego... Rejection without Reason! 2) Male Ego... Won't Ask For Directions!"
"Do you know what is 4 inches in length, 2 inches in diameter, and drives women fucking crazy? An empty toilet paper roll."
"A British engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan. He is making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are through the roof."