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Joke of the Day

"No matter how you behave with people around you. They will love you according to their NEED and MOOD"

"What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter? An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth."

"TIL Hours before Edison died , he came out of coma , opened his eyes and said ""It is very beautiful over there"" Well tesla said it first anyways."

"A horse enters a bar... A horse enters a bar Upon seeing it, the barman says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse, unable of understanding human language, shits on the floor and leaves"

"What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself"

"Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea? He took a ship."

"Dad, I'm thirsty. Hey Thursday, I'm Friday."

"Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower The rest 2% have never been to prison."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopuss"