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Joke of the Day

"Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower The rest 2% have never been to prison."

"""I hate you but I'm not in hate with you."" - Murderer delicately explaining why he left a victim with only a light stabbing"

"This deodorant says ""avoid contact with eyes"" Too late...I've already seen it."

"I knew that sexual fetishes could get more and more perverse over time, but... ...it wasn't till I spanked a statue that I knew I'd hit rock bottom."

"How does one know if balls are ticklish? Test-Tickle."

"There is a fine line between public and pubic"

"Being a black jew was tough Finally you get freed from slavery, only to be told ""work makes you free""."

"My mom keeps walking in everytime I watch porn. I'm just glad she doesn't know I'm watching it."

"Why can every black person run so fast? Because the slow ones are in jail."

"How do you spot two bffs in prison They finish each other's sentences"