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Joke of the Day
"Why do black men only have nightmares? Because the last black man to have a dream got shot."
Next Joke
"More like March Sadness."
"Sometimes I wonder ""Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"" Then it hits me."
"Why was the bullet train behind schedule? Because it had a bad conductor."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ? Coffin and spluttering !"
"You gotta give it up to whoever invented mistletoe at Christmas, all they did was hang up a weed, but were like, ""now ye must kiss me."""
"Give a man a match and he's warm for a day.... Set fire to a man and he's warm for the rest of his life."
"Apple CEO Tim Cook has come out as gay. This totally explains why the new iPhone charger holes became tighter after Steve Jobs died."
"""If anyone knows a reason why these two should not marry, speak n-"" SHE ONCE COMMENTED 'FIRST' ON A YOUTUBE VIDEO *ring bearer vomits*"
"""May your old acquaintances be forgotten and never brought to mind."" -Sir Smirnoff"