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Joke of the Day
"I've built a labyrinth for my pigs. It's ham-mazing."
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"why did the printing company only print in small print? because yo momma works there and she can only print in LARGE PRINT GET REKT SIT DOWN SHUT UP!"
"New Joker looks like he has the Memento disease and needs a bunch of tattoos to remind him he's the Joker."
"Two angels run out of weed... One angel is very upset but the other consoles him. ""Fear not,"" he says and he points to Jesus. ""For he has resin."""
"Went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and I only spent $9,000.00"
"A man goes to a library and asks for a book on suicide......... Librarian stares at him for a while, then asks: Who's gonna bring it back ?"
"Whats the difference between a noose and a leash? How high you tie it on a tree."
"Solving the Mystery by Ivor Clew"
"Wife: How's the baby? Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours? Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat.."
"Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep? With the fishes."