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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? One treats what you have the other thinks you have what he treats."

"What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..? NOTHING....!!!"

"Sex is like a good joke I dont get it"

"Why do black people like to ""whip"" when dancing? Because for one they aren't on the receiving end! Yes I know i am being racist, so dont point it out"

"[pirate ship capturing another ship] Pirate: Prepare to be bored! Other Captain: Don't you mean boarded? *pirate opens stamp collection*"

"What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society."

"I wrote 2793 tweets in advance. So if I die tomorrow, you won't know until 2018."

"What is your favourite variable? I'm not sure, It's always changing."

"While it may be physically possible to have a baby after 40, forty children are probably enough."

"How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything."