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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? One treats what you have the other thinks you have what he treats."

"I told my sandwich to ""go make me a girlfriend"""

"what did the leper say to the prostitute? You can keep the tip."

"There are few moments sadder than when they ask at the fast food drive-thru if you want to try the new featured item and you do."

"What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards? M'laise."

"I was going to post a pun about amphibians.... but I seem to have froggotten it."

"What's the heaviest Chinese food? wonton :3"

"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over? Doughnuts."

"Carl: Perfect weather tonight. Me: Tell me something I don't know. Carl: Butterflies taste with their feet. Me: Fair enough."

"I spent the day in nature and by nature I mean drinking beer on a golf course. I saw a butterfly."