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Joke of the Day

"Pool Went for a swim in one of those infinity pools earlier...couldn't finish a length :-("

"[Justice League HQ] Batman: Hahaha *changes his HBO GO password and doesn't give the new one to The Flash*"

"I've been trying to hide my erectile dysfunction from my girlfriend... But I just don't think I can keep it up for much longer."

"I thought it was polite to open doors for women.. But she just screamed and flew out the plane."

"Hey! It's Cyber Monday... a/s/l?"

"Why did the condom fly across the room? He was pissed off!"

"I'd say at least 10% of parenting is smelling stuff."

"Did you that even when The Thing is not scared... He still shits bricks"

"What do narcoleptic people drink in bars? BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ^Z^z^Z^z^Z^z"

"Give a man a fire, warm him for a day... Light a man ON fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."