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Joke of the Day

"I've been trying to hide my erectile dysfunction from my girlfriend... But I just don't think I can keep it up for much longer."

"What's the difference between an orange and Donald Trump Oranges have thick skin"

"Why are hurricane names female because they are destructive until you go inssiiiddee.... came up with this while i was on the water"

"School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're asian."

"What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves."

"You should be able to make your GPS call you a code name. ""Bobcat, in 3.1 miles turn left"" ""Recalculating, Bobcat, you're going rogue."""

"What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd? ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!"

"What does King Kong and a black person have in common? neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed."

"Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block."

"I know blood in horror movies is just corn syrup, but it's still terrifying because at this point, that's basically all my blood is"