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"Never make fun of an overweight person with a lisp. They're probably thick and tired of it."
"Ever since the news came out about Samsung.... Their phones have been blowing up."
"What's the difference between a singing bird and a bad prostitute? One's a happy crow."
"What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU? Not being British."
"""Will the father be present during the birth?"" asked the obstetrician. ""Nah"" replied the mother-to-be ""He and my husband don't get along."""
"How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player? Ask them if they play league."
"The main qualification to be a morning radio DJ is the ability to laugh long and hard at your own obvious jokes"
"The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar."
"Couches pull out... I don't"