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Joke of the Day
"I'd say at least 10% of parenting is smelling stuff."
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"Breadbowl soup should be called Arkansas soup because it's 'In bread'"
"If you find something wrong with EVERY person you meet maybe it's because you haven't been introduced to yourself!"
"How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !"
"Why wasn't the vampire killed? The vampire hunter made a miss-stake."
"What do you call a melted penny? Liquid assets."
"Who Shot JR ? by U Dunnit"
"a mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. he says ""uno, dos..."" and then promptly disappeared without a tres."
"How did Hitler like his orange juice? Reposted. No? OK. Concentrated."
"I don't like jokes about midgets... ...they're low-hanging fruit."