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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hot guy , who instantly becomes super hot? Sick, he definitely has fever."
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"Friends are like ants if you burn them, they die."
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, personal trainer. Obesity killed my father. Prepare to diet."
"In all US bars you can now order an Osama Bin Laden... two shots and a splash of water"
"How do you know a guitarist is sad? They start to fret."
"Interviewer: Where were you born? Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care."
"If olive oil is made with squished up olives and nut oil is made with squished up nuts... What's baby oil made from?"
"There was two muffins. They were put in the oven One muffin says to the other muffin, ""wow its hot in here!"" The other muffin said ""WHOAH, A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"My girlfriend just texted me, her dragon name was ""Vaerjuam"". I was like "" Hey Vaerjuam. I'm dad."""
"When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences."