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Joke of the Day
"In all US bars you can now order an Osama Bin Laden... two shots and a splash of water"
Next Joke
"Why do time machines make you happy? They're an anti de-present."
"Occasionally, I like to go to Walmart, buy a jar of Vaseline, a cucumber and a Bottle of Gin and wink at the cashier"
"Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment."
"I want a sand timer with ground spices instead of sand That way when it starts to run out I can say, ""Oh no, I'm running out of Thyme!"""
"I named my dog Syndrome So every time he jumps on people I can shout: ""Down Syndrome!"""
"I found out how to make my penis 16 inches I Fold mine in half"
"What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest? Hiking"
"Jared Fogle got 15 years 8 months. But officer, she told me she was 18!"
"What idiot called it a rhyme book & not rapping paper"