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Joke of the Day

"If olive oil is made with squished up olives and nut oil is made with squished up nuts... What's baby oil made from?"

"How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!"

"Your favorite Anti joke... go for those who don't know [anti joke Definition](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Anti-Joke)"

"I went to the zoo the other day There was only a single animal, it was a dog. It was a shih tzu..."

"Now matter how sad I get, the length of your skirt reassures me that everything will be OK."

"Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."

"I went to a party at Paris Hilton's place last night. The party was fun but now I feel hungover. I tried to take some paracetamol but Paris-ate-them-all. hew hew"

"Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads? 'Scurvy"

"I got a job as a stand up with a comic sans resume, but i lost my CV Now im a comic sans resume"

"Dating a single mother.... It's like continuing from somebody else's saved game."