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Joke of the Day
"How does every racist joke begin? With a look over the shoulder."
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"[Enters Building] ""Excuse..."" *Voice fades* ""... anyone..."" ""... how to..."" ""... out this..."" ""... ving door?"""
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"What does Elvis say when he gets an infection that standard antibiotics can't treat? MRSA!"
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"What did the cow say to the masked robber? Moo."