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Joke of the Day
"How does every racist joke begin? With a look over the shoulder."
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"Buying a new car and online dating are sort of the same thing... You're looking for the youngest model with the least amount of miles on it."
"Where would you take a ghost for lunch? Pizza Haunt!"
"Fellas, If her pelvis doesn't touch yours when you embrace, she doesn't find you attractive."
"At what point in time were cats being stored in bags so frequently that they had to come up with the phrase: ""the cat's out of the bag""?"
"Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet. Son:.... Me:..... Son:.... Me:.... Son: I don't have any other feet. Me:.... Fair enough, dude."
"Remember when you used to blow bubbles as a kid? Well, he gets out of jail next month."
"Countries.. We used to have empires ruled by emperors. We used to have kingdoms ruled by kings. Now we have countries."
"I'm on the snake diet. It's the one where you lie on the floor all day, eat 25% of your body weight, and hiss at anyone who comes near you."
"What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset."