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Joke of the Day
"Where would you take a ghost for lunch? Pizza Haunt!"
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"What's the first place Dora explored? The mexican border."
"perfect vision Whenever someone asks me what I plan on doing in five years I always get frustrated. Like c'mon guys I don't have 2020 vision."
"Did you hear about Divorced Barbie? It comes with all of Ken's stuff. stolen from /u/LazzzyButtons"
"My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was rightI feel ten years older already."
"Did you know Trump nominated a deaf guy to the Presidential cabinet? Congress confirmed him without a hearing."
"*Buys map of world, pins up on wall *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands *packs for wall 3 feet away *has an amazing time at wall"
"What do you call an Irish midget? Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk."
"Today I went to a zoo. It was empty except for a dog. It was a shih tzu."
"Im half scotch. And i dont mean scottish."