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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirates favorite place to eat? Arrrrrrrrrbyyyyssss"
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"What has 5 arms and rocks? Def Leppard"
"A man walks in for a blood donation. The nurse asks ""Are you sexually active?"" The man replies ""Wouldn't that be rather awkward with us both sitting here?"""
"What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city? Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love."
"What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes."
"Did you hear about the misanthropic statistician? 100% of people can go fuck themselves. Told to me by a cab driver in New Orleans."
"I'm a real gym rat (i go there at night and eat their garbage)"
"If alcohol kills germs and laughter is the best medicine, I'm the healthiest mofo on this planet."
"My office password's been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat."
"If you love something set it free. If it comes back, celebrate with some delicious tacos. If it doesn't that's twice the tacos for you."