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"People who misuse apostrophes can go to he'll. (OC)"
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"Professor opened with this in first year engineering lecture: What do engineers use for birth control? Their personalities"
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"What is every Redditor's blood type? Edit: TypO"
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"I tried out to be a porn actor today, I was told I was under-qualified."
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