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Joke of the Day
"Who's the fattest Knight at the round table? Why? Circumference. Because he ate too much pi."
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"I just found spaghetti in our heating ducts if any of you were thinking of having children."
"Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs? In case he gets a hole-in-one"
"Roses are red Violets are blue There is one less gorilla In the cincinatti zoo"
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre!"
"I'm not scratching my balls I'm petting my crabs"
"You can just lean against anything, look down at your phone and toggle between your 1st and 2nd page of apps and you'll look pretty popular."
"Afraid to die alone... ...become a bus driver!"
"what's the difference between my television and my wife? my friends wait til i'm home to use my television"
"Every time someone with a clown avi follows me I add another night light."