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Joke of the Day
"Who's the fattest Knight at the round table? Why? Circumference. Because he ate too much pi."
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"I blame movies for giving me unrealistic expectations about how long I can look away from the road while driving."
"Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas."
"Kanye said he is an intellectual who doesn't read books. Which I get because I am an athlete that rarely moves."
"Baby, words can't describe how attractive you are, But numbers can, 03/10."
"I hate autocorrect I texted my grandma saying ""Sex tonight"". I meant tomorrow"
"Sext: You are a butterfly. I am a caterpillar. Surprise twist, I am Chris Hansen in a caterpillar suit. You are under arrest."
"My SO just left me for a guy with a conjoined twin. She says he's twice the man I am."
"Two sperms are talking with each other... ""Hey man, how long till we get the ovaries?"" ""Long way still, we just passed the throat."""
"Why did the hamster die? He just didn't have the wheel to live."