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Joke of the Day

"An Indian man named Shakher opens a fries stall ... in London and calls it ""Shakher Fries."" He is still wondering why everyone seems to be shaking their fries after putting them in paper bags."

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"""I can try"" is a great response to invitations because you're not even committing to trying."