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Joke of the Day

"Bad advice to a suicidal person Hang in there"

"What's the difference between a baseball and a fat girls pussy? You could probably eat a baseball."

"Stupidity: Running over a string 10 times with the vacuum cleaner, picking it up, looking at it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance."

"What do you call a black person on the moon? An astronaut. What else would you call them?"

"You know what is funny? Not this sub..."

"I was watching women's volleyball during the Olympics and there was already a wrist injury But don't worry, I should be fine by Monday."

"I once took out the trash for four straight months Then we broke up."

"""Sexy role play.. I'll be a dentist."" ""I'm here for my appointment"" ""Did you book in with Karen first?"" ""No?"" ""Please leave, I'm very busy."""

"what's the best part of... Having sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."

"It's not fair how teenagers today can avoid social interaction with family by staring at their phones I had to show my contempt by grunting"