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Joke of the Day

"How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump? 9 months."

"How do you drown a hipster? IN THE MAINSTREAM! Hahahaahhaahhaahha"

"What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew Harry Potter escaped the chamber ."

"Of course this is my real personality. Who the hell would fake THIS?"

"The boy is putting whipped cream on the cat. I think he may have overheard a conversation he didn't understand quite so well."

"I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers. But the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back."

"What gets bigger every time I see my wife. My wife."

"So a cannibal is walking through the jungle... And he passes his neighbor."

"Now that Jeremy Lin is playing so well for the Knicks.. It appears that the NBA is now a Black/Thai affair."

"So a woman was facing a judge in court... She was on trial for beating her husband with his guitar collection. The judge then says ""First offender?"" She says ""No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"""