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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew Harry Potter escaped the chamber ."

"I should become a proctologist After all I deal with assholes everyday!"

"Why was the strawberry sad? His mom was in a jam!"

"I'm not insulting you.. I'm describing you.."

"okay, so you're definitely the best at keeping your body completely still, what do you want, atrophy?"

"I accidentally ran over and killed my neighbor's cat today... I was too scared to tell him to his face, so I left a note saying ""curiosity was here."""

"*writing suicide letter Goodbye cruel world. Your going to really miss me when I'm gone... Cat: *you're"

"Q: Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff? A: Because it had no guts."

"new hipster fad = being really into public domain music"

"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony; he stuck a feather in his hat, and called it macaroni... That folks, is what drugs do to you."