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Joke of the Day
"So a cannibal is walking through the jungle... And he passes his neighbor."
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"How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident? As many as it takes /r/jokes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)^^^"
"my spirit guide told me to scale the shelves at Cosco and build a nest with toilet paper"
"You know what's funny? An unexpected shift in context."
"A joke from my old physics professor.. How Long is a battleship. True or false? False. How Long is a man from China."
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"I really think Hillary Clinton will be the first f president Oops. I meant female but the emale got deleted"
"The Supreme Court is really just a regular court with tomatoes and sour cream."
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