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Joke of the Day

"What's the best way to eat a thanksgiving vegetable? Pick her up out of the wheelchair"

"What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common? Both ride bicycles and are on a mission."

"Why did the skeleton go alone to prom? Because he had *nobody* to go with."

"What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper."

"What do you call a cow in a Russian forest? A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead."

"What does Bill Clinton say to Hilary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes"

"Last night, a two-seat, single engine plane crashed in a Polish cemetery. Polish authorities report that they have recovered five hundred bodies so far and believe thousands more may still be found."

"I gave my keys to the Taco Bell valet when I showed up and now he's nowhere to be seen."

"Hey nice try, people named Tristan. Or I should say Stan Stan Stan."

"I hate finals week. Everyone gets testy."