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Joke of the Day
"Is Rick Moranis dead? or just his career?"
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"What does an electrician say when he's confused? Watt?!"
"You know what I've noticed a lot of posts about recently? The Baader-Meinhof phenomenon."
"Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication."
"Whenever someone asks, ""you look familiar, where do I know you from?"" I like to respond with, ""Well do you watch porn...?"""
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Steamroller Barbie ...doll squashed flat"
"What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite beer? Yeungling. He can kill off a 12-pack by himself."
"For $100,000 I will come into your organization and evaluate whether the other consultants you're working with are idiots."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amahl ! Amahl who ? Amahl shook up !"
"Where do the stormtroopers like to eat? At the Bo Buffet"