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Joke of the Day
"I'm only racist when I'm driving."
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"Asked the burd in Krispy kremes for 5 Nutella donuts and she says ""have you got any nut allergies"" aye pal I'm planning suicide by donut"
"-I got you a birthday present... ...but I can't give it to you until tomorrow. -What is it? -It rhymes with 'Something to get drunk with'."
"Do you know what my friend said before he kicked the bucket? He said, ""Look how far I can kick this bucket."""
"I blink one eye at a time because flying squirrels can attack at any moment."
"A black mom has 5 kids Their names are Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How does she tell them apart? By their last names"
"Bieberohhellnophobia: fear of accidentally listening to Justin Bieber song & not having the ability to rip own ears off #omgfacts"
"Why was 9/11 the worst day in American history? Because on the 9th November Donald Trump was elected president"
"Today Happy fathers day kids"
"Sometimes I think I should introduce myself to my neighbors just so they don't describe me to the police as ""Quiet and keeps to herself."""