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Joke of the Day
"What will latent pedophiles pay a hooker extra to wear? pedo-pushers"
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"What makes a black joke funny? A grape punch line"
"What do you call a green polo shirt? Collared greens"
"Glad marijuana is being legalized. It sure helps coping with the election results."
"Did you know 2 x 10 is the same as 2 x 11? **One is twenty, and the other is twenty too!** Edit: RIP Inbox. We hardly knew ye. First front page ever! Woo!"
"""I'd hit that"" -old people who drive"
"What did the Game of Thrones character say when he saw the slutty door? Hodor."
"Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, ""You're next."" They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."
"Two word joke Dwarf shortage"
"The worst thing about living in the city must be cleaning all the dead parkour people out of your chimney."