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Joke of the Day
"Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ? He wanted to find Pluto !"
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"I'm sorry if I looked interested. You probably caught me fantasizing about bacon."
"Since I live my financial life under water I decided to put a ""Beware of sharks"" sign in my front yard."
"What is the deadliest bear? Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out."
"""How's your sexual history?"" Well doc, if i had to summarize it in one word it would be ""deletable"""
"If the next president is white.... That means the entire country went black and successfully went back."
"Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub? One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole."
"I peed so hard that a little laugh came out"
"My friend was talking about how he sleeps when its dark around. So I'd advised him not to join the basketball team."
"Hell is where Sarah Palin is president, Taylor Swift is in love with me, and Kim Kardashian names all the children"