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Joke of the Day
"What is the deadliest bear? Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out."
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"I wish someone would challenge me so I could help raise awareness for ice buckets."
"Everyone keeps guessing who Rey's parents are, but who delivered her as a baby? OB-Gyn Kenobi"
"What's the opposite of Kathmandu? Dogwomandon't."
"Gasping for air while saying ""Oh. My. God."" as a waiter brings you dessert makes you look like a big fat fuck."
"What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !"
"Why are leggings and sand the same? They both get stuck in camel toe."
"I had a pun about insanity.. ..but I lost it"
"""Steak and Shake"" great burgers and also a good way to kill baby vampires."
"wife: Can't we just buy a bigger catflap? me: [buttering the cat] We're not made of money, Karen"