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Joke of the Day

"I peed so hard that a little laugh came out"

"Scientists now believe that approx 2% of Earth's water at any given time is found on Tupperware containers being removed from the dishwasher"

"What was Jesus's least favorite bone? The blasfemur"

"Where was the first chicken fried? In Greece."

"I deal with my problems like how Coors makes money. With a lot of beer"

"What does an optimist call the World Trade Center? San Diego."

"Why did Donald Trump cross the road? To grab some pussy."

"Why did the african child die while choking on rice? because he had malaria"

"My neighbour was about to lose his house. So i decided to organise a neighbourhood wide charity orgy to help him. It was truly awe inspiring to see the whole neighbourhood come together like that."

"How do you make an elephant fly? First, you get a great big zipper..."