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Joke of the Day

"A joke for the cerebral...What do you call it when a bunch of crows agree to meet later? Premeditated murder."

"Food just tastes better upside-down 1. upside-down cake 2. hamburgers 3. not cereal tho 4. oh no cereal is everywhere 5. why did I do this"

"Difference between gipsy and a pizza The pizza can feed a family of four"

"I'm not afraid of killing cockroaches. It's the fear of his friends and family's plan to avenge his death while I sleep, that haunts me."

"There are directions with pictures on this underarm deodorant. Yet another disaster avoided."

"Why is Michael J. Fox better than a vibrator? You never have to buy batteries."

"Is that a banana in your pocket or have you been lying about your name being Amy?"

"The only thing more shocking than finding water on planet Mars would be finding me in Planet Fitness."

"Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular? Because Juice control the media"

"Rumour has it Toy Story 4 is going to focus on Andy's mom's toys Coincidentally, they are also called Woody and Buzz"