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Joke of the Day
"Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular? Because Juice control the media"
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"I was going on my first date and my mom gave me a whistle... I asked her what purpose does this serve to which she replied, ""to remind you not to blow it."""
"Don't forget to get offended today by some retarded shit that has absolutely no bearing on your life whatsoever."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the squirrels that it can be done."
"I just moved to Wisconsin, and my neighbour invited me over to meet his wife and his sister. When I got there... ...the three of us had dinner."
"What did the donuts do on their date? They glazed into each other's eyes"