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Joke of the Day

"The only thing more shocking than finding water on planet Mars would be finding me in Planet Fitness."

"FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!"

"Just wrote ""Rhanks"" to someone. Who am I? Scooby Doo?"

"What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! (Edit: Say it out loud if you don't get it)"

"Why were piggy banks made? To keep the Jews away from the money"

"Wife: Have u done anything today? Me: Rode my bike on the back tire down the street Wife: Wheelie? Me: Yes, really, and cut the baby talk"

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar n."

"Modi/Nawaz Sharif Nawaz Sharif to Modi: ""Congratualations on penetrating into Mars. Whats your next target?"" Modi: Uranus."

"As it turns out, if you're with a group of people, it's ""Christmas caroling."" If you do it alone it's ""creating a public nuisance."""

"You know who else doesn't leave another man's girlfriend alone? Mosquitos"