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Joke of the Day

"Is that a banana in your pocket or have you been lying about your name being Amy?"

"I lost my ruler and my work after drawing a graph... I think they were plotting something."

"The Real Pink Panther Joke What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug? Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt"

"A man walks into a bar *ouch*"

"A Buddhist monk was on the streets of New York and he stopped at a hotdog stand. The vendor asks, ""what would you like on it?"" to which he replied,""Make me one with everything""."

"He'd probably stop sending me ""good morning, beautiful"" texts if he saw how many chins pop out when I look down to read it."

"What is 6.9? Good sex interupted by a period"

"A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink."

"Why are divorces so expensive? Because they're worth it."

"I bought my Nan a stairlift the other day... She said it drives her up the fucking wall."