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Joke of the Day
"[being carried away by a colony of ants] haha nice let's see where this goes"
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"What do you call a promiscuous fat woman? A sperm whale. --- \**awaits SRS downvote brigade**"
"What's the funniest thing /r/funny has done? Gone private."
"Apparently I took my elderly neighbor's offer to ""come inside"" a bit too far. Anyway, totally in jail."
"I was playing Words with Fiends I scored 50 points for using all my runes, but summoned Pazuzu."
"""Jesus loves you."" A good thing to hear in church but a terrifying thing to hear in a mexican prison."
"People who leave their underwear at parks are either awesome at sex or terrible at dressing raccoons."
"Bought cheap helium gas. Now boyfriend's annoying snoring doesn't make me want to kill him, but my fear of clowns has tripled.."
"Saw a man at Target with a foot-long ponytail. Didn't know what to do so I pulled the fire alarm."
"Instead of looking for things that divide you look for things that bring you together, like the way you all look for things that divide you."