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Joke of the Day
"I was playing Words with Fiends I scored 50 points for using all my runes, but summoned Pazuzu."
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"Looks like my milk is expiring tomorrow... Just like America."
"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!"
"The lights at this chinese dumpling place were too bright I had to ask them to Dim Sum"
"If I say, ""Don't worry, I'm on it,"" there's a 98% chance I'm referring to my couch."
"Me: Waiter, there's a duck in my soup Waiter: That's a pond, you're at a park, I'm just here with my family, will you put some pants on?"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night."""
"My Mom is a great travel agent if you're looking to take a Guilt Trip down Memory Lane."
"""To serve and protect."""
"Why doesn't the deaf have sex? They haven't heard about it."