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Joke of the Day
"My son wants a bb gun for Christmas I told him I'l give it my best shot"
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"Let the Trucker Sleep"
"I'm no genius but I'm pretty sure Mexicans with anxiety have Hispanic attacks."
"It's not the size of the ship nor the motion in the ocean...it's whether the Captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.."
"How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? A: He could feel his presence!"
"'Behooves' seems like a word only a fancy talking horse would use. -me, at 3:42am"
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter."
"Everyone worries about Pao. They should be worried about... Darude Sandstorm"
"What did the first lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month!"
"What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea? I'm melting!"