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Joke of the Day

"A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey! Get outta here! We don't serve your kind!"" The mushroom replies, ""Why not? I'm a fun guy!"""

"To help me get to sleep I'm counting miners."

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: They should both be changed regularly, because they're full of shit."

"How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods? They fence it."

"What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls? You run. You run so far away."

"How many times does 43 go into 9? The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*."

"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist bastard."

"It's late and I'm wondering what my high school girlfriend is doing now. I'd call her but I know she has a big algebra test tomorrow."

"Remember, he who laughs last is the idiot who took forever to get it."

"Oh... I didn't tell you... Then It must be none of your business..."