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Joke of the Day
"What does grandma's crotch smell like? Depends"
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"Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea."
"-Knock knock -Who's there? -Go fuck yourself!"
"Angela Jolie's scanning the crowd. Anyone who's foreign and underaged goes in the adoption queue. #goldenglobes"
"I only like 70 things.. One is alcohol. Another is 69."
"Deathblade the Biker Gang leader ran over a land mine. He died like he rode: all over the place."
"What do you do if you see a spaceman? You park in it, man."
"Woman on the Drive-Thru Speaker: Will there be anything else? Me: We just met."
"A girl quit her job at the doughnut factory... She was fed up with the hole business."
"A friend and I walked past an Alzheimers Society. He turned to me and said ""How do they remember where it is""?"