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Joke of the Day

"Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea."

"Did you hear about greek porn? They can't do money shots anymore"

"Why is gambling not allowed in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs."

"Why are women like condoms? Because they spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."

"5yo slooowly walks by: ""Hi, mom and dad."" 4yo slooowly walks by: ""Hi, mom and dad."" CODE RED CODE RED"

"Christian Bale has done ok for himself considering he's named after a religious bundle of hay."

"A desert sorceress was eating a PB&J in the Sahara when she was buried in a sandstorm A sand witch eating a sandwich was sandwiched by sand"

"What do all dogs get with their phones? Collar ID"

"In Soviet Russia... ...bar raise you!"

"What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeno business."