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Joke of the Day

"The movie Scarface taught us that abusing cocaine can lead to making bad decisions--for example: the script, the soundtrack, and the acting."

"These coffee flavored rice cakes are delicious, but chewy. [eats another coaster]"

"Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree? Because they're stuck up"

"For the last time... I'm not depressed. This is just how I eat."

"One month of nofap here i pun! *Cum"

"What is the capital of Greece? $20 (A friend told me this a few days ago)."

"What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker? A Pull-it-surprise!"

"What does every funeral begin with? fun!"

"Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser? He got the sack.."

"I'm not saying he's a gold digger, but he certainly did not hold back when I took him through the McDonald's drive thru."