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Joke of the Day
"What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive? THESE are the brakes!"
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"What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head? The handycap."
"Pretty certain the only way I'd ever be involved in gardening is if someone murdered me & planted me in their garden."
"Miranda rights a lady police officer was reading the miranda rights to the guy being arrested "" what ever you say can be and will be held against you"" the guy says ""tits"""
"I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs. It was Wong on so many levels."
"What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation? A Rap Tour"
"I ate a salad today and it contained both eggs and chicken I didn't know where to start."
"Just Googled camel toe, and it said, did you mean Travolta Chin?"
"Zombies must be great with girls. They're always getting into their guts."
"I hate being used as a thesaurus. A mate just asked another term for ""monkey dung"" and I went apeshit."