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Joke of the Day

"You know, Latino jokes are pretty much the same as Black jokes. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jammal"

"What's a Republican's favorite number? ""NEIN!"""

"I hate being a prominent political figure. No-one wants to date a guy with aides."

"I have an idea for a website where people seeking to share their views and ideas can get together and ignore each other."

"*Runs a bath Me: ok, jump in 3: it's too hot *Adds cold water Me: Ok, get in 3: it's too cold Apparently I gave birth to Goldilocks."

"Gay Marriage in China... (Joke Originally from Comedian Jeffery Ross) Why Is gay Marriage Illegal in China? NO SUBSTITUTIONS!"

"Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats? Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat."

"I'm responsible for 84% of all cat videos currently available on YouTube."

"FACT: You are having a birthday because Chuck Norris decided to let you live another year!"

"I'm still not a member of Jem and the Holograms and that is truly truly truly outrageous."