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Joke of the Day

"I'm still not a member of Jem and the Holograms and that is truly truly truly outrageous."

"Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender yells, ""we don't serve your type in here."""

"The easiest way to a man's heart? It's between the fourth and fifth ribs"

"What do you call presents after you've opened them? Pasts"

"What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces? Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them."

"I think I'll tell my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage."

"Don't lose the girl of your life, for the hoe of the night."

"I bet aliens would visit us more if Will Smith didn't punch them in the head as soon as they got here."

"Where can I fit 40 jews in my car The ashtray."

"I would pay 5$ to see my girlfriend naked on the street I don't have a girlfriend, 5$ would be a good bargain"