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Joke of the Day

"Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats? Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat."

"Meth addicts must pay for drugs with all the money they get from the tooth fairy"

"*sees girl at bar* Hey baby, wanna get outta here? ""Sure!"" Good, you're really killing the vibe."

"Everyone gets my UDP jokes. Well not everyone, because sometimes people just don't always get UDP jokes."

"How do you have a party in space?! YOU PLANET! :D"

"Did you hear about the restroom for pencils? It's for #2 only."

"I dreamt last night that I was a muffler... I woke up exhausted."

"A Muslim, A Commie, and an Illegal Alien walk into a bar.. and the bartender says, ""what can I get you Mr. President?"""

"Why did u eat it??? A lady was pregnant. Her son asked her ""Mom, What's in u'r tummy?"" Mom answered ""Its a sweet, lovely baby."" Son says, ""If the baby is so sweet and lovely then WHY DID U EAT IT???"""

"White house What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful? A tourist."