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Joke of the Day
"What is Siri really good at? Playing pocket pool."
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"I once saw a black man walking down the street carrying a tv... ...And i thought to myself ""huh, that one looks a lot like mine."" Then I remembered mine was at home, shining my shoes."
"What does Salvador Dahli eat for breakfast? Surreal."
"Why did Jon Snow become a spokesman for Rolex? For the time piece."
"How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic? Cash or Czech Edit: a word"
"My wise grandfather once told me, ""The small things in life are often the most beautiful."" Guess that explains my midget fetish."
"Who is Donald Trump's favorite action star? Sylvester Small-Loan"
"The creator of the 'knock knock' joke was awarded a prize today Unfortunately he wasn't in to receive it"
"Why was The Joker's US Passport application denied? Passports require proof of US citizenship and The Joker is a fictional character."
"I haven't slept for 10 days.... ...because that would be too long. - Mitch Hedberg"